Zack: How you doin sweet thang?
Maddie: oh please! Some of this candy's older than you!
Cody: Wait! You haven't tried the Angel Food Cake! It's Heavenly!
London: Yay me!!!!!!!
Cody: No I don't know what the fat content is! Just dip it in the mustard, stick it in your mouth and eat it!
Carrie: here you each can have a pet rock! Cody: I'm naming mine Tim!!!
Maddie: you are....... Esteban: she's trying to speak to the ghost! Maddie: dopes.. you guys are so gullible!
Maddie:I made a new candy arrangment. So what draws your eye? Zack: you do sweet thang!
Jolie: that is so spicy! Mr.Moseby: I think you mean sweet? Jolie: no... spicy!
Maddie: london lettuce! London: let us what? Maddie: the green stuff!
Zack: I might need help with some homework. Kurt: what subject? Zack: let's see...... english, math, social studies, science, and spanish! Kurt: ok, we're in Ohio, senor!
Zack: what do you have that's not frozen? Kurt: ice cream!
Esteban: where did you last have your doll? Emily: at the park... last summer!
Zack: you look wow! Maddie: you look pretty wow yourself! and you look...... whoa!
Cody: this is the traditional costume of la mima. Zack: it's the tradtional costume of la dork!
English twins: You were dating a grebil? Well, each its own, strange country America!
Zack: Darn you! Darn you to heck!
Sister Theresa: Anyway, we can't wait until we hear all about our sister convent in Helsinki. London: We prefer to call it Hecksinki.
London: What are you doing? Maddie: Homework. London: There was school today? I thought it was a long weekend. Maddie: It's Wednesday. London: Oh, so it's almost the weekend again. Well, no point in going now!
Zack: Sad, Isn't it? Cody: Yeah........ You spelled textbook wrong!
Carrie: Do you know there's a horse in the living room? Zack: No, but if you hum a few bars I can give it a shot!
Zack: Ever had a three meat pizza? Jessica: sounds intriguing, yet disgusting!
London: Where is he? Is he behind that funny looking guy? Kirk: He is the funny looking guy. Dirk: Thanks.
Dirk: We're faternal twins. London: But you don't look anything alike. Dirk: That's what faternal means. London: ooh, he is the smart one!
Cody: It's a series of moles. Zack: Hair! Cody:Moles! Zack: Hair! Cody: Moles! Zack: Hairy moles!!!